Monday, December 12, 2011

How funny is this?

There was a golfer who was a new Christian. So, the parish priest wanted to get to know him better. He took him to a game of golf, Sunday afternoon, after M. He swings, and he misses by a yard! He swears, cusses, and says, "I missed! I missed! I can't believe I missed!" He cussed, and swore again. Hearing this, the priest says, "Son, you can't do that anymore! You're a Christian now!" The guy replies, "Sorry, Father. Won't happen again." Next, he swings, and misses by another yard. He swears, cusses, and says, "I missed! I missed! I can't believe I missed!" He swore, and cussed again. The priest was furious! "Son, may I remind you that God may strike you with lightning if you do not stop that!" The guy sounded penitent enough, and the game went on. He missed again, and he swore, and cussed! A bolt of lightning came from the sky, hitting the priest! A voice from Heaven says, "I missed! I missed! I can't believe I missed!"

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